Man Pop-Culture Law 

Also known as the "Rule of Three Months"

Men who have an interest in any type of Hollywood gossip or juicy celeb scoop are obligated by this law to do the following:

-Buy a People, Us Weekly, or Star magazine once a month and let it sit for three months. Once three months goes by you can read all the juicy gossip to prepare for conversation. (Can be replaced with TMZ's three month old archives or recording an Entertainment Tonight episode and watching in three months)

This is so that a man does not appear too up-to-date on their juicy Hollywood gossip.

Group: Hey did you hear about Jessica Simpson?

Man #1: Isn't she dating Tony Romo or something? I saw her at a Cowboys game.

Group: Uhh... that was like months ago! She is dating a new man now!

Notice Man #1's effective use of the "Man Pop-Culture Law"

Man Pop-Culture Law by DefinitelyNotSketch September 16, 2009

pop culture 

A contraction for "popular culture", this is more or less a colection of cult movie qoutes, figures and dirty jokes that have been found funny by audiences worlwide, now crucified by over-use from teenagers and fat people with greasy T-shirts. The pop culture killers have typically seen just about every movie you've ever heard of and know all the qoutes. They will worship the sources of thier material as if they were some religious book. Deeply offended when criticised, and will use insults from thier movie collection.

Ezekiel 25:17 was cool until the kiddies started watching Pulp Fiction and everyone knew it.

pop culture by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Paranormal Pop Culture 

Any trend or entry in popular culture or mainstream entertainment that focuses on the supernatural, paranormal or unexplained. Example: ghosts, paranormal investigations, psychics, cryptozoology, UFOs, aliens, vampires, monsters, zombies. First usage was July 2009 by writer Aaron Sagers, who calls himself a "paranormal pop culture expert"

Because it combines the pursuit of the supernatural in a mass media format, 'Ghost Hunters' on the Syfy channel is a hit Paranormal Pop Culture TV show.

Paranormal Pop Culture by Jacob Faulkner March 9, 2010

pop culture shock 

When a person is out of the loop or not up to date on pop culture, and your attempts to explain them just confuse them even more.

Guy #1: did you see that paris hilton sex tape?
Guy #2: someone made a sex tape at the hilton in paris?
Guy #1: you don't know paris hilton? geez pop culture shock

pop culture shock by parishiltonisaperson May 5, 2010

pop culture 

A horrid way-of-life where goths (who spray Axe and shop at Hot Topic) and preps (who watch MTV and shop at Aeropostale) go and insult each other. Yes, there is some intergration, but usually they just insult each other on the way they look.

"Let us observe the hideous dirt children subject to pop culture!" - Me.

pop culture by Nick October 1, 2003

pop culture 

LOL @ all the teenybopper definitions.

The guy who said they need to be stoned to death got it right.

pop culture by fuck this shit April 4, 2005

pop culture bargaining 

A system of exchanging pop culture. You agree to watch or listen or read something such as a movie, tv show, or book and in exchange a friend will have to do the same.

I will watch Blades of Glory if you listen to The Bealtes.
I see we are pop culture bargaining...interesting.

pop culture bargaining by iapprovethismessage November 28, 2010