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Poose

(pôô-­ss)
1. The slang term used to describe the byproduct of when one is emitting fecal matter from their rectum, at the same time as they are releasing urine. It is derived from the combination of the slang terms, "poot" and "piss".
1. "Man, Elaine left some rank poose in your toilet"
2. "I got so scared, that I poosed my pants"
by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006
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Poosed

To be poosed is to have an unwelcome guest enter your room, and akwardly stand until they realize they are not welcome in your room.
Guy 1: "Yo dude I was just chillin in my room and I totally got poosed"
Guy 2: "wow bro that sucks, he got me too like five minutes ago"
by winbro December 8, 2009
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Poose

A very nervous word, almost too great, can be used in many situations but is used mostly to define oneself.
1. Your so nervous man, ya ur a fricken poose.
2. Im going home guys, I gotta wake up early, -WOW, ur a poose man.
by Rob18823 September 14, 2005
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poose

Do the poose, means to run away, or get out of somewhere as quickly as possible.
Can also be used to describe someone in a negative light eg someone moaning, complaining or wimping out.
"Shit we've been spotted"
"quick, do the poose"
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"i can't be bothered, lets go home"
"stop being a poose"
by JPM May 21, 2007
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poose

a wonderful and cute way to call the person you love
hi poose baby!
you're such a cute wittel poose!
by poose June 19, 2006
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poose

A person's place of residance.
yo let's goto matt's poose and pack a binger.
by Lux February 25, 2004
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poose

to blow on... to cool off
"this soup's too hot"
"poose it"
by mahoney September 19, 2005
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