Poopxiety

Constipation. Not being able to poop (go number 2, defecate, have a bowel movement) when one is nervous, anxious, has been traveling, is at a "foreign" toilet, moved to a new environment or has people around or near them. The inability to have a normal bowel movement in a relaxed way, due to changes in the environment and becoming nervous or anxious.

When I went on my 1 week vacation cruise, I had poopxiety all week and was unable to poop, due to the changes in my environment.

by annieoakley October 23, 2011

Poopity Scoopity Woopty Woop

Scoopity Woop. Poopity Scoop. Scoopity Poop Scoop Poop Doop.

Person 1: Poopity Scoopity Woopty Woop
Person 2: David, it's been eight years. Please come back.

by IWasReallyBored January 14, 2021

pookitaya

1. pussy
2. the act of getting pussy

synonyms: pootytang, poonani

ex 1: "This pernil smells like POOKITAYA!"
ex 2: "Man you know what I need right now. POOKITAYA!"

by swankita June 26, 2009

poopity queep

a super mega ultra double king size bed especially made for an extreme 16-some

Mary Cay: Hey Blake, did you get the poopity queep?
Blake: Hell Yeah! Time to get it on. Hop on the disco stick.
Mary Cay: Oh Blake..

by Mary Cay with a K February 27, 2010

Poopity scoopity woopity do

The act of scooping crap into a dish and staring at it for hours whilst constipating existence.

Tod was feeling down so he took a crap on the floor, one "Poopity scoopity woopity do* later Tod was contemplating existence.

by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 5, 2022

Poopity Ballsack

This is a transient occurrence in which, during the missionary position, a woman loses control of her bowels during orgasm.

The resulting ‘mess’ can vary in color, consistency, and odor.

I had a great time last night with Jane.....but I did leave with a poopity ballsack.

by Deedler's Booyah July 6, 2010

poopfitti

It is a word kids write and it's like graffiti but poopfitti

POOPFITTI

by JUNKJACKZACK October 9, 2013