Poop Stick Fart 

A long stick of turd waving around the entire house, people clap for you.

WOW! What an amazing Poop Stick Fart

Poop Stick Fart by MeVeryGood February 1, 2021

butt sticker poop 

An alarming condition that may soon reach epidemic status, butt sticker poop refers to a poop that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel push that usually expels poop from the butt into the toilet, instead clinging to the butt hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.

While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.

Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.

Thomas: Hey Wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.

Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.

Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers

butt sticker poop by Jon Kitna's sister December 10, 2010

Glue stick Poop 

The kind of poop that requires seemingly endless wipes, much like a glue stick doesn't run out.

Dude, I just had the worst glue stick poop, I had to wipe like 23 times.

Glue stick Poop by Accrued June 17, 2010

sticker poop 

the tacky residue left behind after removing a sticker or price tag from an item, often causing a black sticky film to build up on the object.

1. i tried to remove the price tag sticker from the glass of the picture frame carefully but couldn't so now i have to look at the picture through all this sticker poop.
2. i removed the sticker lable from the cream bottle but there's all this sticker poop on it.

sticker poop by deby stevens January 22, 2007

cat poop joy stick

i taped a piece of cat shit to an N64 controller and hung it up in an art gallery

I bought a crypto named cat poop joy stick. The ticker is N64. Dev is a fine art genius.

cat poop joy stick by fine art lover August 7, 2024

holy poop on a stick 

You might say this in surprise, as in 'holy shit'

Holy poop on a stick!! The pope just died!

holy poop on a stick by box April 30, 2005

Poop on a stick 

Used as an interjection when all other phrases are simply inadequate in expressing one's feelings.

Person A: Sorry, I can't come over and give you the math answers, my bulimic hedgehog just barfed all over my floor.
Person B: Poop on a stick.

Poop on a stick by aintnohollabackgurl January 24, 2011