poonami

A gigantic wave of pussy, as might be encountred by a rock star.

We came out of the tour bus, and there was a poonami waiting for us.

by Philitup February 15, 2005

poonami

The wave created by the taking of a massive dump.

The poonami flowed past my keister and down my legs, soaking my socks.

by butt-jack December 29, 2004

Poonami

Definition: Poonami is the Unexpected flow of poo during a Colonoscopy when a patient doesn't understand the meaning of no solid foods for 24 hours.

Staff declared a category 4 poonami after the flow factor exceeded the bed and reached the floor.

by myrjl June 28, 2016

Poonami

When you have a bowel movement so large and loose it is like a tsunami of poo.

David had a poonami so large it flooded the toilet.

by Codebrown March 31, 2017

poonami tsunami

A period. Coined in 2016 by a YouTuber, the poonami tsunami is a play on both words used to refer to a woman’s menstral blood.

Girl 1: hey, want to go out tonight?
Girl 2: no, sorry. The poonami tsunami started.
Girl 1: oh, I’m sorry. Chocolate and Netflix tonight then?
Girl 2: yes, please!

by Snek Keeper June 22, 2018

poonami

A combination of the terms "poon" and "tsunami" referring to a tidal wave of girls, especially referring to ex-girlfriends attempting to have sex with you again. Specifically, this terms refers to an abnormally large number of girls trying to get with you in a short period of time.

Look dude, I can't meet you for drinks later. I am swept up in a poonami and I can't let it go to waste.

by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

poonarnia

A magical land of poonage(ownage) where someone is sent after they have been severley pooned(owned) by a snappy quick witted remark.

Oh man, did you hear them arguing? Brandon totally got sent to poonarnia!

by poon_master January 16, 2008