Poocumber 

Poocumber- When a large poo is left in the bottom of the toilet by the previous occupant.

Stew- Peter, have you seen the size of the poocumber left in trap 1?

Peter- Jesus Christ, that must of tore his arse hole!

Poocumber by Wordwizard1989 March 1, 2022

PooLube 

When you are constipated but want to have lube for intercorse later you take a laxative and use the diarrhea as lube for vaginal/anal intercourse.

Anna was constipated and dry from her vegan diet so she decided to poolube.

PooLube by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022