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All fart, no poo

Another way of saying ‘all talk, no action
Darragh called Kevin out for being able to slug 5 pints in 10 minutes, he wouldn’t prove it so Ciaran said he is ‘all fart, no poo’
by Dazzakidx January 22, 2019
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by intergalactic loser champion August 28, 2010
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poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow
I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow
by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009
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tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.
referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"
by shthed October 2, 2025
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Farty Poo

When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.
I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.
by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 16, 2008
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Farty Poo

When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds
I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.

Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.
by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 17, 2008
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Fatty, Farty, Poo

When a very fat person whom eats poorly takes a doodle.
Person 1: That right there is a fatty, farty, poo! (Said in disgust with a British accent)
Person 2: Yeah, it was the burgers i ate last night.
by Mal7843 February 26, 2008
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