ponered

To have poked someone with a boner (a mix between poked and boner).
Occures in situations when someone has an erection and is close with another person.
Me and her were having some RMs (random makeouts), when I ponered her.
by NickGe February 27, 2007
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Poner

Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.
Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.
by Organ Grinder February 29, 2012
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Poner

A mixture between a Prep and a Stoner; a person who smokes the sacred herb and/or has a positive out look on marijuana, but is also considered to be in the social category of Preppy based upon the Hollister, Abercrombie&Fitch, American Eagle, &Aeropostale brand clothing they wear and by the follow out of regular preppy activities such as shit talking*, being two-faced*, and homewrecking*.
* = Actions may vary.
Person 1: Hey, dude. One of the Ashley's came to school today totally baked off her ass.

Person 2: Yeah, heard she's a Poner now.
by BrittanyTheGinger(; February 02, 2011
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Poner Boner

A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin
Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"
by Kenya.Swallow March 09, 2015
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Poner el cuerno

Le voy a poner el cuerno a mi novia con aquella vieja (I'm going to cheat my girl with that chick)
by Victor Flores Elizondo June 07, 2006
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Poner Los cuernos

Means "to put the horns on". When someone puts the horns on their significant other means they cheated on them. They "made a fool" of that person. A guay (way) is an ox or slow dumb animal made for work. When you "put the horns on" your spouse, you turned them into a guay. It is an insult to call someone a guay, or say that someone is putting the horns on him. It's worse than calling a man a fool, but more like...he's being "played for a fool". It's a deep insult to call a Mexican Male a guay or say "te va poner los cuernos" because it not only emasculates the man, but it's insulting his lady as well bu insinuating she is a cheater/ho/slut/whore/puta. This is why Mexican women will cut a guy who calls her man a "guay"...or says "te puso los cuernos". It is now used casually like fucker and dick are used instead of saying dude, or homie. Ex..."Hey fucker, we gonna hit the club tonight?" It isnt calling him a real "fucker" but in place of dude. Same way "guay" is used. Ex. "Hey Guay, vamos al baile o que onda?"
Pinche guay! Te va poner los cuernos si le dejas salir al baile.
by Sillybilly13 September 08, 2019
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poner los cuernos

Spanish expresion which means the action when a couple is dating and one person has sex with another one secretly
Spanish: Ella le poner los cuernos a su marido
English: she "pone los cuernos) to her husband
by Olivia Hilton December 25, 2016
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