Pokin’ Holes

Sexual intercourse on any orifice of choice.

Me and the boys invited that slut Mel over tonight. We’ll be pokin’ holes all night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Pokin’ the momo

A turn of phrase used to describe someone’s polite attempt to partake in an unfamiliar custom or tradition when it is clear the person is highly uncomfortable.

Alejandra: Steve, your mom looks like she’s really enjoying my niece’s Quinceañera!

Steve: Babe, my mom is a keen racist. She’s just pokin’ the momo until she gets to go home.

by Leftmarx May 26, 2018

Pokin' cotton

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.

Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.

by T. Erdelyi June 18, 2007

Turtle pokin'

butt bangin', plain and simple.

"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."

by scannin July 24, 2008

Pokin till it's broken

When a guy has sex for so long that the only way to stop him is either the inability to get a hard on, or the literal snapping of his meat hammer.

Guy 1: "Damn, Jake's been in there with that girl for a looooong time."

Guy 2: "I know, 48 hours is ridiculous, he must be pokin till it's broken!"

by xbassistdoodx June 16, 2011

pokin the trash bag

the act of sticking your phallus into a girl who has an acrid odor emitting from her 'giner

god i can't believe taylor is pokin the trash bag every night and cant get it up for any other girl even if he tries

by makelatackela June 11, 2006

prairie pokin'

(v.) the act of having sex out in the country or on a backroad

They went out prairie pokin' after the bonfire.

by Tanner P January 25, 2008