Poink

Anything...
Generally a noun.
When used to describe a person, it turns to 'Poinkster'

"That Poinkster over there stole that poink and was being all poink about it"
"Man! What a poinkster!"

by Mrs. Ocampo April 18, 2010

Poink

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

Poink

To poink is to have sex with somebody without having an erection.

"Although I'm not turned on by you, Sally, I could still poink you. You might not feel much, but that's all I'll offer."

by Majugs February 23, 2005

Poink

To poink your daughter for being naughty.
AKA fuck her.

I poinked my daughter last night
for being a naughty girl.

Lets poink your daughter
together

by Brooke and Jami January 17, 2009

Mississippi oink and poink

Cover yourself in bologna shove a curly fry in your ass and make oinking noises as you angrly jerk off

"Im sorry I left early guys, i needed to relax with a nice Mississippi Oink and Poink

by Flamingpeesocket February 10, 2019

Choink Poink

When Emma kok jabs her right elbow into her side, moans abt it, and then says voila and shimmy cocos away

Guys ur on the diagonal you gotta choink poink and then peace out

by Laura Shingledinger February 29, 2024

Poink

(verb) To jab someone in the stomach with the tip of one's index finger very firmly and deliberately.

"He poinked Chad real hard while he was bench-pressing 150 lbs, just to see what would happen. It was a crazy thing to do. Chad's on life support in intensive care now."

by BottleBrush April 9, 2017