robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.

My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

planting seeds

when a man talks to a bunch of girls letting them all know he likes them but doesnt get to deep so he can keep his options open.

dude"hey what where you talking to ashley about?

dude # 2" just planting seeds"

by sebastan vrontisis February 16, 2009

planting seeds

the act of severely flirting with or dropping suggestive hints on a girl while she has a boyfriend so you can "cultivate" her after they break up

person 1: you see me planting seeds on that chick
person 2: PF 20's gonna kill you

by Ryan Bottary May 22, 2006

planting tulips

the act of kissing or performing a kiss like action to another person
(i.e. usually oral sex)

I've heard she's great at planting tulips.

by killer September 16, 2003

palentine

someone of PAL status at Valentines day, non sexual unless outlaw says so

outlaw is my Palentine

by jackass.ca December 13, 2008

Flag Planting

The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.

Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.

"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."

"Did you write your name on them?"

"That's the messed up part man, I did!"

"You better start flag planting."

"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."

"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"

"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."

by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010

Plantin' a beaner

Midwest police slang for smoking a joint with a friend.

(As cop knocks on a window in a car with 2 guys in there) Cop- "What are you guys doing in there?"

Guys- "Just sitting here, hanging out"

Cop- "Oh, ok, I thought you guys were plantin' a beaner"

by Wackabowski June 16, 2011