Platypussy

referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina

"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"

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Wow man her's is so big!

Big enough to be a platypussy?

HELL YEAH!

Platypussy by Nasugi November 23, 2011

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A woman whoms snatch reminds you on a platypuss

holy shit dude, did you see that platypussy?! that thing definetly belongs on national geagraphic

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When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

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The best type of pussy usually from a platypus if not then its from another animal that's three quarters platypus

Man i just got some sick platypussy from that three quarter platypus thot overthere!

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When you’re in the middle of f*cking some good pussy and your girlfriend walks in so you make them f*ck together and cum over it when they do

“What were you up to last night bro”

“Did a platypussy with my girl”

“Aw sick bro”

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Avb. (Adverb) What platypuses be doing when they do anything. They be platypussy'in.

In their den, they are just platypussy'in!

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