Plankton Paradox

One who makes overly complex schemes while unable to do the bare minimum tasks in life
Look at this guy going through a plankton paradox, he wants to take over the world yet can barely do the dishes by himself!
by Hurble lurble durble March 30, 2020
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Sheldon Plankton

Full name of Mr. Krabs' nemesis Plankton on "Spongebob Squarepants" who works at the Chum Bucket. He frequently tries to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but also frequently fails. The closest he got to the recipe was the recently new epsiode entitled, "Plankton's Army" (Where his full name was also revealed).
Haha! Sheldon Plankton! What a funny name...
by Mister E. February 14, 2004
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zoo-plankton

1) small creature found in the earths oceans..
2) another word for cool or sucks
-thats pretty cool- thats pretty zoo plankton
-that sucks! thats zoo plankton!
This word was re-invented for use as a completely random and useless word. why use zoo-plankton? well as before it serves a completely random word and it is also fun to say. This word was fist used this way in Simi Valley California in 2008, yes i realize it may be hard to tell the difference between if someone is saying something is bad or good but thats all the for the fun of the word just try to listen to there expressions and tone..
by Mike Bingham March 16, 2008
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Plankton

Money, green, dollars, that guap, wealth etc. etc. etc.

that shit you get to get that shit you gotta get
Yo son whats your deal...

you gotta get that plankton like them husky ass whale sharks... just open dat shit up and gobble gobble gobble GET THAT PLANKTON BITCH!
by NOT SURE May 29, 2007
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poone plankton

"smells like you gots some poone plankton"
by anna jackson July 21, 2006
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Spank plankton

There was spank plankton in your food
by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019
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Spank the plankton

1. When you try to make a dank meme but fail

2. When you try to suck someone’s ankles, but they dodge it by kicking you in the face
1.
P1 My meme I edited for 4 hours got only 3 likes!

P2 Damn that meme really spank the plankton

2.
P1 I tried to suck my girlfriend’s ankles last night, but she ended up breaking my jaw! That bitch spank the plankton!
by Omegle’s May 14, 2018
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