Pizz

The art of peeing and jizzing at the same time

by Hehfhjdjejfjd July 16, 2019

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Pizz

When you take a piss after sex and your urethra is obstructed by jizz which creates a wild flow of unpredictable urine stream that shoots in every direction.

Man, I took a pizz this morning and it sprayed the entire sink, even the mirror and hand towels.

by TheRover October 07, 2017

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Pizz

A slimy mixture of piss and jizz that can be left hanging from your dick the next time you go urinate after not wiping/ not wiping well enough after masturbating.

I fapped so hard that there was pizz even after i had wiped my dick!

by Y33T420 July 08, 2018

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da pizz

A gansterized form of "what the peace?", which is an expression used by those who do not have enough balls to say "what the hell?!" or "what the fuck?!"

Smart kid: Dude, that test was so hard, did you know how to do any of it?"
Not-smart kid: Nope, I wrote "da pizz?!" for every single answer...but quit bitching, you probably got 100.

Bill: I just saw Alicia with another guy.
Dickwax: DA PIZZ???

by BillStillChillWiddit May 16, 2011

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deece pizz

Often used as a close substitute for decent. "Deece pizz" is an expression for average or above average pizza. Furthermore, deece usually implies more satisfaction than decent. It can also mean: sweet, awesome, nice, cool etc. Many users of the word precede "deece" with the modifier "pretty."

1.)
Todd: Yo, we just ordered some pretty deece pizz bro.

John: Ah! Thats so deece! Can I bum a sliv?

2.)
Billy: Dude! I'm totally baked we should so order some
deece pizz. I'm so hungry after smokin those deece nugz

Davis: Smoking is so not deece!

3.)
Spencer: Later deece pizz!

by John and Todd December 23, 2006

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