Pisstified

Being so profoundly pissed off that you are in turn mystified. Usually used in situations that involve the destruction of physical property or the utmost douchebagary.

The sheer complexity of his son's drug syndicate left Bill pisstified.

Jacob's uncanny ability to disrupt any conversation solely with moronic questions left Marc pisstified.

by Mathias the Wombat March 22, 2011

Purtified

making an object purty

She needs to be purtified

by TheShai1 October 20, 2009

pinktified

Pinktified is what happens when you wash a lot of things that are red and pink with whites- the whites get pinktified!

Awww, man. My whitey-tighteys are pinktified!

by princessdirtydiana November 24, 2010

pastafied

to suffer from a cliché seen in creepypastas

If a video's been pastafied, it's either trolling or deadly.

by Aqxer June 6, 2014

pussified bitch

A person (usually a dude) who is pussy and prefers to shit talk behind people's back, when confronted they pretend they didn't do it

That dude is such a pussified bitch

by Русский человек#1 November 4, 2021

Pussified

Adjective.
Pussified definition:
1). To get pussy; to have pussy
2). To get bitches

Yo Jimmy! You got pussification! You pull bitches.

Jimmy got bitches, he's pussified.

Credit: Lillianna A

by LilliannasAbyss April 12, 2022

pussified

To fear speaking the truth, that you might be labelled a racist.

White people have become so pussified that Magic Negro will be elected President.

by Earl Turner October 16, 2008