piping loose

Shagging someone outside of a relationship

You trying to wife her up then? Nah I’m just piping loose g

by simonskevington October 7, 2018

Pieing

Pieing is UK chav slang to "ignore someone". This is the British equivalent of airing someone.

John keeps leaving me on read.
Tell him to stop pieing you

by Java-man50050 October 17, 2020

piper no piping

as similarly used in Dora the explorer to get the fox to stray, this is similar terminology to make sure Piper's pussy ass stays the fuck outta the trap

Piper no piping. Piper no piping. Piper no piping.

(after 3 times he disappears)

by It's Piper Bitches July 26, 2016

piping hott

at 384 degrees the contents of a moisture soaked object become piping hott

my spaghetti is piping hott

by j2mil406 May 22, 2010

Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.

E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'

by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023

curry-piping

The action of squating bare-bottomed over an open-mouthed individual and excreting directly down said individuals throat in an act of degradtion as oppose to one of pleasure-seeking, though this is optional.

When Jill woke with a horrible taste in her mouth to see Jack's gaping anus dripping with fresh faeces she realised she'd been given a curry-piping she would not soon forget.

by Donnchadh Tiernan March 21, 2008

piping your head

Boosting your own confidence or feeling yourself

Ok now you're piping your head

by Nekkyneek November 22, 2016