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fuck. my. life.
ap physics is ruining my life
by Megannot November 10, 2009
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Physics Wallah

Short form is PW. A teacher, Alakh Pandey, who used to humbly teach physics on a small whiteboard for JEE/NEET, though they were mains/boards level. His style of teaching was entertaining and gained a lot of fans over time. He went on to make a unicorn company for providing education for competitive exams at a lower cost than offline coaching institutes.

Unfortunately his fanbase is immature and toxic, they are blind followers of him that go around commenting on YouTube about how great he is. The teachers on his platform focus on entertainment more than studying. You can't sit trough one lecture without hearing two "Shayaris" or a love story of the teacher. PW is seriously overrated compared to what the fans claim it to be.
Guy 1: PW is not an institute, PW is emotion. PW OPOPOPOP!!!
Guy 2: For the love of god, shut the fuck up and padhle bsdk
Guy 1: No sala you shut up arey! PW is our GOD! I am in 11th right now but I will get IIT B CSE and prove it to you!
--2 years later--
Guy 1: FUCK I'm taking a drop
Guy 2: Oh yeah? What about PW and all?
Guy 1: Fuck that Shit. I wish I would have joined an offline institute and actually studied properly instead of being a PW stan.

Moral: No matter where you study from, you will get a good rank only if you actually study. And there are much better places to study for JEE than PW. That said, Physics Wallah is doing a great job in helping people with financial problems and providing them education at low cost, even free(to some extent)
by PhysicsWallah July 12, 2022
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physics

The most important thing in the world.

To anyone who claims that physics is ugly, irrelevent, or that the world would be better off without it, who do you think invented the silicon chip? An arts student?
Without physics, you would not be reading urban dictionary online.
by intheflesh December 28, 2005
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Physics 172

They claim its physics but its more like a class to fail the shit out of everyone!!! at Purdue.... The homework is harder than a semester project, and the tests are made for PHD studetns.. But its a freshmen course!
I gave up on my home work after working on it for 1 whole week....oh god this Physics 172!!!!!
by Sid Da Kid and Rich da Man.... November 4, 2010
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physics

It makes us all its bitches
Without physics humans could fly, but, alas, we are all its bitches
by badusername99 October 30, 2011
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The Dynamics of Blow Job Physics

Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.

1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.

We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.

2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9

0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job

3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm

BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)

T= Real time passed

TAm= Time aged, male

Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes

0.7*60= 42

Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.

So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.

This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics
by Sandduneman January 27, 2011
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physics package

The nuclear components that comprise the core of a nuclear weapon; as opposed to the non-nuclear components.

The combination of fissile uranium/plutonium, fusion fuel, high explosive lenses, tampers, and x-ray reflecting materials would be considered the 'physics package'. Other components of a weapon, such as guidance systems, triggers, and motors or engines would not.
I want you to open up this Tomahawk missile, so we can see what's gone wrong. But don't touch the physics package!
by i'mbatman December 13, 2009
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