phuctart

1. A virgin
2. A tasty treat
3. Someone with no experience with sex

1. "You need to get laid you phuctart."
2. Dudette: "How's it taste?"
Dude: "Like a phuctart."
3. "You've never pleased a woman because you're a phuctart."

by F3ARL3SS June 2, 2007

pricktard

Someone who unknowingly makes a mistake and must be corrected by someone of greater awareness.

Ryan Marsh is a pricktard
He's pricktarded

by Uzz Uzz January 31, 2008

Pricktard

Someone who believes that whatever they do is funny because they do something that makes someone laugh once and from then on believes that they are the only funny person in the world. Usually a massive prick and extremely contradictory. Epic gay.

“Why are you a pricktard bro?”
“Look I get it your funnier than me but don’t rub it in”
“Thanks I guess?”
“Do you want a fight I’m funnier than you and better at everything”

“Kieran’s fat”

by YBPYT July 23, 2019