Phoobar

Photo-Shopped Beyond All Recognition.
An image of a person (usually a celebrity whose looks are not what they once were) that is suffering from an excess of digital enhancement.
Useful for covering up slight blemishes such as - but not limited to- varicose veins, crows feet, chicken's neck, zits and hairy facial warts.

Britney looked smokin' hot on the cover of the latest Maxim, but looking closer I realized she had been Phoobar-ed.

by Senor Cojonazos July 9, 2011

Photobailing

Intentionally leaving or "bailing" a planned photo at the last second, much to the surprise of the others in the photo as well as the photographer. If you photobail, you play a practical joke by disappearing suddenly from a group photo without letting others know of your plan to leave.

While her friend with the camera shouted "1-2-3", Jane left a gaping hole in the group picture by photobailing just as everyone else yelled "cheese".

by CJ Sworker October 30, 2014

pooball

When an unhappy person flings a ball of shit at you.

Hey Kayla watch out ! That man over there is tossing pooballs!

by I feel beasty June 17, 2009

poobah

senior bureaucrat - derived from colonial India

The decision came down from the poobahs

by Gina Dow August 10, 2006

poobag

verb: to poobag

The act of having little activity, just lingering unproductively.

Question: What have you been doing today?

Answer: Just poobagging around.

by poobags_89 December 8, 2009

pooba

grand swag master, he who has all swag, swaggerific

swagmaster, poobanator, the amazing pooba

you are pooba

youre the pooba

by bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 27, 2011

Poobating

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

by seelindsey November 16, 2011