philistine

an uncircumcised pegan also know as a turtleneck, hoodie, or anteater due to the fact that the philistines were uncircumcised and the jews were.

Sick dude, your a philistine!

by Petrix October 8, 2006

Philistine

A term used to describe an overly aggressive and simple person.

Person#1:NO, FORTNITE IS A GOOD GAME!
Person#2: Quiet down, you philistine.
Person#1:AGHHHGHAHHAHAH

by Neon_Cancer April 14, 2021

Phyllistines

An ancient group of female Israelite-fighting warriors who all shared the same first name.

For years I had an elderly neighbor named Phyllis who was a real "political rebel" with lots of determination to assist others, so perhaps she was a descendant of the Phyllistines.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019

Philistine

a) a slug

b) someone that hates/doesn't understand physics

Manuel: the centripetal force is pushing me against this wall.

Mr. Soustek: What a philistine. Now you can never shoplift using a Faraday cage.

by slugswillburnwhenitrains October 23, 2010

Philistine

It means cool

Y'all are philistines

by Amigopo September 17, 2017

Philistine Armor

The protective covering on the head of the penis, also known as the foreskin.

My ex wanted me to get circumcised; but I stood firm. I will give up my Philistine Armor for NO ONE!!!

by AhrimanicSon February 22, 2023

Pillestine

Illegal Drugs that Free Palestine protestors consume before communally ejaculating on a statue of George Washington.

TOURIST 1: HEY BITCH CHECK IT OUT OVER THERE!
TOURIST 2: WHAT?!!!
TOURIST 1: THEIR HIGH & CUMMING ON GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!
TOURIST 2: PILLESTINE!!

by TheDirtyDefiner November 30, 2024