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Philipp

Philipp is secretly an evil warlock that takes a younger man’s body every 25 years or so. In reality he existed for thousands of years from times immemorial.

From a height of his eternal putrid wisdom Philipp judges people like a dark god. He toys with the lives and hearts of mortal men and women, by penetrating their dreams and learning their darkest desires. He then drives them to the edge of sanity, feeding upon their energy.

Similar to Black Philipp, Philipp follows a path of darkness. However, as evil as he is, Philipp likes a good laugh, so Philipp’s favorite series are the Office, the best comedy since Dante wrote his in 1320 AD.
Person 1: Oh hey that’s Philipp.
Person 2: I heard he is an ancient evil deity, so I wouldn’t mess with him.

Person 1: No way, let me try... *dies*
Person 2: See, if you listened to me you would’ve still been alive.
by sepforis November 23, 2021
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Philippa

Most amazing girl that walks the face of the earth, crazy, funny and everyone wants to be her friend. If people aren't busy trying to be her friend they are busy trying to get into her pants because shes so damn fine!
Did you see Philippa, man she was looking good?
Hell yea shes so sexy, id bang that shit anyday!
by Sexy boy ;) June 1, 2009
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Philippines

Three points:
1. The Philippines is NOT a messed up country. You think they look down on people of other countries? No, they actually look up to them.

2. If you want to know an unbiased account of what the Philippines is, go to Wikipedia. If you only want to bash the Philippines, be my guest and go add a definition.

3.If you want the real definition for "Philippines" you can actually go there and ask the local people what they think it means.

The Philippines is a country with it's ups and downs just like any other country. So quit bashing specific countries and learn to love 'em.
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Philippe

A beautiful human being with no imperfections. Everybody loves him, he knows that and is not arrogant about that at all. He is in fact extremely humble to the point where nobody is better than he is. He is well known in the ends for having a big willy and being a man of taste and high IQ.
Omg Philippe is so much better than Maylia at English.
Tallulah is the opposite of Philippe.
by TheRealMashmal October 18, 2021
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Jan-Philipp

He is a really amazing person, who will understand you in every lifetime! He´s just the best person on Earth. He has an awesome name and just looks awesome in all lifetime situations
Wow! I wish I had a friend like Jan-Philipp
by f.njh January 20, 2017
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Philippe Jackson

A guy thats really sweet- will hold the door open for you. basically, a total gentleman. hes really hot with angelic features and arms that make you go 'phwoarrrrr' He is usually part French and has a sexy accent.
Also known as PJ or capguy (because he usually wears a baseball cap)
Yeah, he must have been a Philippe Jackson
by riobrat January 23, 2011
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Philiping

When you try to fart and end up shutting your pants. Unfortunate.
Man I went to the prom and ended up philiping
by Bret carroll December 17, 2019
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