Petter Niklas

Swedish slang for penis. The english version would be John Thomas

Bloke #1: Zup dude what's your name?
Bloke #2: Petter Niklas!
Bloke #1: HAHA You cannot be serious mate!

by Zchwen October 3, 2011

Jens-Petter

Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.

Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.

by Trollcat June 4, 2013

teacher's petter

Like a teacher's pet, but in addition to performing the various duties of a teacher's pet they also have sex with said teacher, thus improving their grade/classroom standing.

Angry Student 1: John got all A's again!

Angry Student 2: That's cause he's a teacher's petter.

by Travis Yawl May 28, 2007

ero-petter

A pervert guy who likes anime

Look at ero-petter

Nice drawing ero-petter!

by Ero-Petter September 28, 2006

Jon-Petter

Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.

With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...

by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009

Arne-petter

Arne and Petter is common norwegian names, but if you put the names together it gets a new meaning. Arne-Petter is usually a tall guy who often are referred as "the perfect wingman". Because of they're height and good vision, they can spot a pray in the club like no other.

Can often do a "wingman rape" to help the their friends getting laid.

I have a girl on the hook, but i need a "Arne-Petter" to close the deal, because of her lonely friend who are cockblocking me.

by Grabben May 10, 2014

petter

Someone of the female gender who enjoys caressing the penis.

Hey guys, look its the petter! Boy does she love petting.

by KoolAid March 10, 2004