pretarded

Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.

Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.

by Captain Nadwick October 2, 2006

pretarded

1. Pretard (noun) Any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.

This guy is such a pretard!

by Aazhmandius March 21, 2003

putarded

adj.: to be physically retarded

cris is putarded, his eyes bulge out like monsters!!! truly sickening.

by red jelly January 12, 2006

pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world

My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006

pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.

Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.

by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009

Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011

Pecarded

1. Of, or pertaining to, the state of gear to which Pecards has been applied.

2. Preserved or ressurected.

1. I Pecarded my Raider's authentic Goatskin, and now it just won't distress.

2. Michaelson's and Indiana Jess's faces fail to bely their age since they are so well Pecarded.

by Indiana Guybrush March 29, 2004