PETArds

A member of the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Some fucking PETArds just stole my steak.

by Beefchoker January 11, 2008

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petard

A combination between a penis and a retard.

That kid with the big head is such a petard.

by Steven September 16, 2003

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petard

This is what causes males (typically 13-19) to draw dicks whenever they get the chance to.

You know those dicks drawn in sharpie in the public bathroom? Well thats just another petard.

by ROFL-CAKE December 2, 2010

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spliffany petard

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.

Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.

by jedi marf October 19, 2013

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To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).

The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).

The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.

Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."

Synonym- see clusterfuck

by ArKainicW July 9, 2010

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