World’s Ugliest Person

No one :)

There is no World’s Ugliest Person because everyone is beautiful :)

World’s Ugliest Person by Not the World’s Ugliest Person November 17, 2025

World's most wholesome person 

Madelaine Petsch

"My favourite celebrity is the world's most wholesome person"

World's most wholesome person by cHoNiStAn March 3, 2021

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens 

Chickens are the greatest source of food and happiness. I have 2 chickens and made a coop for them. Once they were making there way into the coop they were falsely accused of pooping on eachother, Mr. Bacon would never do such thing to Ms. Pancake. I just want to make it clear they are good animals

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens.

chickens are better than a person in my cohort's opinion on chickens by Chicken Man is built different November 17, 2020

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four. 

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four. by smoking & vaping is for losers July 17, 2025

Parson's Law 

Doing something right the first time.

Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.

Parson's Law by Dorm Chief March 6, 2013

Alan Parson's Project 

The Alan Parsons Project were a 1970s-80s group founded by Alan Parsons (previously best known as an engineer and producer of groups and singers as diverse as Pink Floyd, Al Stewart and Pilot) and Eric Woolfson, with a shifting line-up of instrumentalists and singers including Colin Blunstone, John Miles, Steve Harley, Lenny Zakatek and Pilot's Iain Bairnson and David Paton. Their albums are all concept-based but eschew the pretentiousness of prog-rock in favour of a more radio-friendly approach, their stated aim being to create music that lends itself equally to headphone and background listening.

"You Don't Believe by the Alan Parson's Project is a great track"
"Actually, they're called the Alan Parsons Project"

Alan Parson's Project by Whadduc Hunt January 12, 2007

Poor person soda 

Extremely cheap, off brand soda. Usually found at your local dollar store or at your drunk stepdad's place. Tastes like carbonated backwash.

"goddammit Michael! Get your filthy fingers off my poor person soda! What are you trying to do? Feed the whole neighborhood?!?

Poor person soda by Littypill98 April 14, 2021