Perverts

90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.

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by Memetic Man January 18, 2011

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018

Perverts

The ones in this website. They turn every word in a sexual sense

People REALLY are perverts here

by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot

Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009

peeve dodger

throwing/hiding alchol to make the person look like they have drank it. This is gerenally down to that person being a part time drinker; Platty is know for this in newcastle

everyone is drinking, one person aka the peeve dodger will "walk" away and go and leave half a pint/bottle on a surronding table or bench making it look like they have drank it, they generally try to make sure they are out of sight whilst doing this

by annooomus August 4, 2008

Pervertasaurus

An ancient creature which lured small creatures to its cave so it could gain sexual pleasure.

Or a pedo.

That Herbert is a right Pervertasaurus.

by Crimgoure June 10, 2009

Text Peeve

When a texting pattern pisses you off.
When the way someone texts annoys you.

Kathy: heyy wuts up?
Beth: nm. wuz just txting Emily but had to get off

Kathy: y? rn't we txting now?
Beth: ya but she kept txting only one word answers- soo

annoying!
Kathy: omg wut a text peeve!

by annonymouse123 May 15, 2011