Cunt pensioner

A pimp; someone who make immoral gains from prostituting women.

At the red light District I found a cunt pensioner and his menu of women and what they will do.

by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020

Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021