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penischopper

The penischopper is a device created in c++ designed to bring your penis down to size. ( = we were teaching phiz how to program and that was his var )
#include <iostream>

using namespace::std;

int main( void )
{
char penischopper10;

cout << "Enter some letters for the penischopper: ";

if( !strcmp( "h4x", penischopper ) )
{
cout << "OMG YOUR WEWE FIT??!\n\n\n\a";
}
else
{
cout << "OMG CHOPPED HAHAHAHAHA\n\t\a";
}

return -190092371958172;
}

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omg, penischopper10 will your wewe fit ??????? you loose at life FAG BALLS
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Penis Popper

when a male has an erection and only wearing boxers and is seen by someone not involved with the action of the erection.
A male entered the hall and was identified as a penis popper
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A girl who is addicted to your big fat juicy third leg of a cock.
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a girl who loves winky so much she ravenously takes a bite of the juicy boner, therefore popping open the penis.
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Small, frozen bite size versions of the real thing.

Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,

normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.
My latina ex-girlfriend's six yr old daughter kept going to the fridge, asking for penis poppers.

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The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"
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