Someone underqualified for a job but hired anyway purely because they have a great personality/attitude. Personality hires are often very low performers in terms of output but are brought on because of bias / attraction / an effort to boost morale. Someone who is a personality hire is essentially the opposite of someone with impostor syndrome.
Me showing up to my job, knowing I'm a personality hire who doesn't bring anything to the table, but hey at least I bring good vibes.
by soapergem October 1, 2022
Get the personality hire mug.A personality disorder characterized by characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, and emotional coldness. SPD is unrelated to Schizophrenia. Like other personality disorders, symptoms must have a long-term effect upon the victim's life, often impairing social and emotional functioning. Sufferers of SPD tend to be seen as cold, distant, and not affectionate whatsoever. They have a difficult time expressing emotions, and are indifferent to praise and criticism. Individuals with SPD lack any desire for friendly or romantic relationships. These individuals often lack any desire for sex as well, and will most likely prefer masturbation because they are unable to tolerate the emotional or physical closeness required during sex.
Victims of Schizoid Personality Disorder really have nothing wrong with them, they just prefer to be by themselves.
by Fabula August 8, 2009
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someone who doesn’t actually like them and can’t control them selves from flirting bc they are too nice and have no sensor on what they say
by yobihhhhh October 21, 2019
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- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality
- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality
Ex.1
Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.
Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.
Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.
Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.
Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.
Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
Get the personality transplant mug.Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010
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Eric, dude, I met that chick from myspace last night, she was NOTHING like her Myspace Personality! The chick was quiet and talked a lot about paper pulp.
by drix August 23, 2006
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I eventually came to discover that my “ex” was suffering with a sad and pervasive diagnosis called Asshole Personality Disorder.
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