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A Pedometer

A meter used to detect pedos.
Joe Mama: I have A Pedometer and it is going off!
Deez: Dude, where’s the pedo??
Pedo (Mr krabs): It isn’t me i swear!!
by SoapMuncher May 29, 2022
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pedometrist

A man is measured by the source of his pleasures. Thus, if he is into children, he is a pedometrist.
by laj.esq October 18, 2020
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pedopeter

holy shit i just checked #pedopeter on twitter.
this week is fucking nuts for politics
by KayvK July 10, 2022
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