Paula Abdul

A drunk. A one-hit wonder who has now stooped as low to become a judge on an overrated reality TV show.

Don't be a Paula Abdul! No one will like you!

by rockstar_64 May 10, 2008

Paula Abdul

someone who needs to put on some real clothes and stops thinking shes 21...shes not!

she paula abdul shouldnt be on american idol...that WHORE! :-P

by Ketchup P. July 18, 2006

paula abdul

bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic

paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.

whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.

by syphilis queen June 22, 2023