Passport

The most useless thing in 2020

Daughter: Dad I haven't got my passport and our trip is in mid-March!
Dad: Darling, we can't even visit the neighbors

by SaeedAM July 18, 2020

Swiss Passport

Having sexual intercourse using all of your partner's holes while going through Customs.

I gave my Sugar Baby a Swiss Passport the other day. It was really hot but now I'm on the Do Not Fly list.

by SwissSD April 5, 2021

Hide your passport

hide your passport from tessa because she likes taking pictures of them

Lalo : what should we do?
Meche : HIDE YOUR PASSPORTS

by hala4adolla August 26, 2023

Beautiful new BLOO. passport

The parssport that Boris Johnson wants all Brits to have

Does Brexit... Make my passport expire? No, but that does mean you are entitled to a beautiful new BLOO. passport

by ♥🗺☠ June 12, 2021

Canadian passport

The mullet haircut. Known by many other names such as the "short-long," "ape cape," and "the Longueuil."

Stew's Canadian passport is almost a skullet.

by Filthy Boss December 9, 2007

passport

Document allowing the owner to travel abroad. Yes Americans, you can travel abroad and see the world without invading. There's some nic places out there. There are even nice people out there, even in France! Go on, give it a go.

Apologies to those Americans who own a passport. If you are one of these, and you have actually used your passport well WOOHOO!!! You are in a tiny minority of about 3% of Americans. Pat yourself on the back. I'm genuinely proud of you.

Like a little book with your picture in it. It will have your name and say that you are from America. I really think you might like it!

by yankeedoodlepoodle May 26, 2004

Anal Passport

An informal promise made from one person to another to gaurantee them the privleges of having anal sex in the near future.

Guy 1: Hey man you will never believe it! I put in for my anal passport with Melena yesterday. I'm totally going to put it in her butt next time I see her.

Guy 2: Thats awsome dude, I got mine a few months ago from Jessica. It pays to ask early man. I'm gonna tag that ass next weekend

by poopshooter69 November 22, 2011