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passhole

The people who buy the Fast Passes and are able to cut to the front of the line even though you've been waiting in line for an hour. One usually calls another a passhole when they cut directly in front of you when you were supposed to be next to go on the coaster.
The hell are you doing? Get to the end of the l... Ah, Dammit. You're a goddamned passhole.
by [DAC]Dave August 3, 2005
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Passhole

A driver who attempts to pass a car going less than 3 mph less than them, and does not speed up to do so, therefore effectively blocking 2 lanes for an unnecessary amount of time. Often an old person.
I wish this passhole would speed so I could pass the semi too.
by Caleb January 8, 2004
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Passhole

A compound word for pass and asshole. Some asshole who tailgates you and instead of passing you, he continues to tailgate.
I was doing 10MPH above the speed limit, and some passhole tailgated me, then yelled out his window, "move it!" then he honked, then he passed me.
by Möuntain Mike September 30, 2015
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Passhole

Someone who owns an annual pass to a popular theme park and basically live there. An even worse subcategory are those who have a FAST pass which enables them to skip the lines. They will often proudly display their passes on a lanyard to remind you of their higher status.
There were so many passholes today that the fast lanes were longer than regular ones!
note: passholes have an undying love for their theme park (such as Disneyland) and will defend it 'til the end
by Yakeezus June 4, 2015
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Passhole

A person who doesn't pass you in a timely fashion on the interstate, or comes up on you like they're going to pass you, but is inconsistent in their speed so that you can't get around other traffic.
I was about to pass this semi truck but I was blocked in the left lane by a very persistent passhole that caused me to put on my brakes.
by Mr_Shifty February 16, 2018
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Passhole

That guy who insist on speeding up to pass you as you simultaniously speed up to get on the highway.

It's a 500 foot ramp to a 20 mph exit, why are you speeding up?

Antonym:When you slow down to let someone into traffic and they also slow down.
I was getting on I 84 the other day and coming up to speed and this Passhole wont let me on the highway untill he gets off.

As I'm driving in the morning rush hour I slow down to be considerate and let another motorist on the road and HE SLOWS DOWN TOO! What a PASSHOLE!

I'd love to see that Passhole eat it trying to get off the highway doing 80 in his moms Honda.
by Skunkdynamite September 1, 2013
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passhole

When a vagina and asshole become unified due to the skin between them being ripped apart by a fairly large penis(s) and/or other foreign object.

pisshole + asshole = passhole
Vin Diesels cock is so massive that he gave that girl a passhole.
by Kelton Davis February 13, 2009
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