Old Lady Perfume

Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.

"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."

Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."

by mlamson January 7, 2011

perfumed fart

A female that is wearing entirely too much perfume or fragrance to cover an unappealing scent that originates from their ass.

Oh no, what is that smell. Florence really smells like a perfumed fart today!

by mstrdstr08 March 11, 2010

Booty perfume

The fragrance that emanates from the crack below your back, most notably after passing wind or defacating.

"I smell something rancid.... It's probably Cherise's booty perfume. I could hear her stomach gurgling across the room."

by GasMachine May 4, 2010

perfume jump

the act of a woman depositing her scent on another person close enough for them to smell; aka a girlie facial

"that fucker kept using his teeth so I perfume jumped all over his face. take that asshole!"

by atillathehoney February 22, 2008

Perfume

Perfume is a Japanese, all girl, electro-pop trio. They practically rule the Land of the Rising Sun. Their concerts are packed with breathtaking technology, and their sound is nothing but perfect. The members are Kashiyuka, A~chan, and Nocchi. They are, currently, 31, and they have 9 major albums. They have toured all over the world from Taiwan, to New York, to even Germany. The were at Coachella 2019 for weekends 1 and 2.

"Perfume is my favorite band."

by isamu_x May 7, 2020

pum pum perfume

perfume made from pum extract

Hey, can I borrow some pum pum perfume

by onefunnymofo March 19, 2011

Mexican Food Perfume

How your cloths smell when you come out of a Mexican Food Restaurant.

Hey man, do you have "BO" or do you have Mexican Food Perfume?

by Leaddog January 17, 2012