Picasshole

A Picasshole is not to be confused with Picasso the well known 20th century artist. Rather, Picasshole is the fecal artist who finger paints on bathroom walls using a palette of colors typically in the light to dark brown range.

One can find such great works of art in Truck Stop bathrooms, Fast Food restaurant bathrooms, and Schoolhouse bathrooms across the world.

While pushing out a turd in a local fast food restaurant bathroom, I couldn't help but notice the marvelous Picasshole on the shithouse wall.

In awe I marveled at the contrast of brown hues, bits of corn, and the overall stench of this fantastic painting.

Mike: Dude! What took you so long in the shitter?

Me: I was admiring a Picasshole on the shithouse wall.

Mike: Did you get a picture? We could sell it on eBay.

Me: Fuck! I didn't think about that. Too late there's a an employee cleaning that shit stain right now.

by Back Door Bandit October 16, 2017

passhole

A driver that speeds up just as you are attempting to pass them forcing you to drive even faster or fall back into line behind them.

Did you see that jeep speed up just as I tried to pass him? I barely made it around that passhole before that car came past.

by safety1 November 3, 2009

Passhole

The term cast members of Disneyworld and Disneyland have coined for season pass holders; specifically pass holders that frequent the parks on a weekly basis and behave like they own the place.

"Did you see that?! That little girl was about to trade her pins with a cast member and that Passhole knocked her out of the way. I bet he ordered his pins on eBay and they aren't even stamped!"

by d33dee October 20, 2012

passhole

An annual passholder at an amusement park that's been to the park so many times that he or she is an ass to the management, often because in many cases they know more about the park than the staff does.

"He keeps correcting the Jungle Cruise operator"
"What a passhole"

by JHanielB January 4, 2012

passhole

A person who remains in the left (passing lane) on the freeway thus forcing all other traffic to pass them on the right.

Rush hour was slower than normal this morning due to one passhole on the freeway.

by billythekid362 April 16, 2009

passhole

The assholes at the other end of the table in a restaurant who don't pass down the appetizers.

Damn it dad you're hogging the bread, what a passhole.

by krstaud April 4, 2015

Passhole

n. \ˈpas-ˌ(h)ōl\ a motor-vehicle operator with a hair and/or other irritable object in their rectum, who will take any conceivable risk to themselves, other motorists, cyclists, pedestrians, or free-roaming animals in order to gain a car's length before stopping at the next red light.

n. \ˈpas-ˌ(h)ōl\ a motor-vehicle operator who speeds up when they realize they are about to be passed.

n. \ˈpas-ˌ(h)ōl\ a motor-vehicle operator who drifts aimlessly into the passing lane, but who lacks the ability, will, or common sense to apply pressure to the gas pedal, thereby causing motorists behind them to click out of cruise control, pwning their driving buzz.

"Take a number like the rest of us, passhole!"

"Sorry. Did i wake you up, passhole!?"

"Take your time, sweet-heart. Eeeeeaaaasy does it. Passhole."

by citizenVern November 24, 2009