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pantsman 

A man who takes pride in the pants that he wears
thinks jeans look stupid and feels his choice of pants are the best kind there is.
Most pantsmen take pride in their being pantsmen, but still often have minor conflicts with pantsmen of different pants.
A: Um , dude what's up with him?
B: Oh, didn't you hear?
A: Hear what?
B: He's a pantsman.
A: Pantsman? wtf is that?
B: It's someone who likes to wear a certain kind of pants,

because they think jeans are too conformist and dumb.
A: That, surprisingly makes a lot of sense.
B: Right... Sure it does
A: Well you know how negroes(or black people, depending on whether you find the Spanish language offensive or not) wear those silly clothes?
B: Actually yes, I see your point, lots of people take pride in the clothes they wear
A: Exactly
B: But it's African-Americans, not negroes.
A: What if they're not from America?
B: Touché
pantsman by Cargopantsman February 22, 2011
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pandyman 

A sex god who lives in Bury and is ace to sleep with!
"ohhh my god pandyman was amazing last night"
pandyman by packi basher January 13, 2008
A person who does one of two things when he or she sees a favorite celebrity:

1. Wets their panties out of excitement causing everyone around to flee.
2. Stops, removes underwear, throws it as hard as they can at said celebrity and hopes for the best.
Elwoood wishes he was Imogen Heap's #1 pantyfan, but he's a poser. He doesn't even wear panties!
pantyfan by TheTrue#1PantyFan August 26, 2009
This is the name which originally derives from the northern areas of England. Often comes equipped with moobs, ready to party. He is commonly known as bashforthben, and he loves getting boozed.
James: Hi Partyman, up for getting boozed?
Partyman: Oh yeah, when aren't i?
James: REyyyy boozey
Joe: RRRA RRRA RAAAA REEEEWIIINNDD
Partyman by Omarrahi February 18, 2011