pålebo

A Pålebo is a very successful young man, often good at icehockey. Pålebo likes cats and Nutella.

"I love cats so much"
"You are such a Pålebo"

by LOKA112 December 13, 2016

Palebo

When someone is being extra, annoying and outright stupid

Pronounced: Pah-Lee-Bow

Damn Chris quit being so damn palebo

by YourBoiPalebo April 20, 2018

Paleoporn

1. Porn involving old people or at least one old person.
2. A euphemism for anyone over age 30 getting laid.
3. A way to insult someone by letting them know they're banging a dinosaur.

My roommate spent last night shooting paleoporn until 2 am.

Wow, she's hot. Like Jurassic hot. When did you get into paleoporn?

by Human paraquat June 23, 2018

Paleoconservative

Someone who is extremely nationalist and probably also a MAGA supporter.

Did you hear Joe is a paleoconservative?
Wow, what a POS!

by BnuuyTheLoser April 30, 2024

Paleoconservatism

Continental philosophy which breaks down in government as "if ain't broke don't fix it" where changes or amendments in a "flawed" buy working system, need to carefully weighed, as to their long term benifits and whether changes will cause more damage to a working.

This in contrast to classical liberalism, where revolution and radical change, which completely destroys the old system, if failed, there can be no going back to the old system. Constant rebellion , revolution and upheaval to facilitate social and political changes to a failed system

Although Rousseau's "Noble Savage and the social contract" are interesting, I lean a little more towards paleoconservatism.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025