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Owls Crime Squad

Owls crime squad is the swfc firm. The firms top boy is Archie
Did u see Archie an the OCS lads last weekend

Yes the Owls crime squad destroyed the Leeds scum
by Lmao_._lmao September 8, 2016
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The Court of Owls

The Court of Owls is a terrorist group in Batman comics. They have been around for centuries and fight to bring down the local government. They are highly skilled assassins who kill politicians. Their most famous line before the kill is “The Court of Owls, has sentenced you, to DIE”
Mark: Oh I really hate that new professor
Timmy: Why don’t you hire the Court of Owls to take care of that sunovabitch
by Tall Onion May 2, 2019
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the owls crotch

1. Something that is rare or never before seen.

2. Arguably better then the bees knees
Dude! That car is the owls crotch!

Her sex was the owls crotch
by Cblantooo March 4, 2017
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Internet Owls

Pictures of owls on the Internet, usually accompanied with sarcastic phrases written in Internet language. The three most famous Owls consist of the following.

- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "O RLY".
- A disgruntled barn owl accompanied by the phrase "YA RLY".
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "I see what you did there".
When in need of a response, remember the Internet owls.
by O RLY October 5, 2005
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rectal owls

Owls that go into your butt.

It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.

While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
Man, these rectal owls are pretty gnarly.
by PsymonSez June 12, 2014
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Vaginal Owls

When many owls swoop into some-ones vagina, and then peck at the walls of them, causing a torrent of blood, subsequently drowning the owls and causing them to decay inside you.

Alternative use - When a single mother owl enters the vaginal crease, but instead of pecking, shrieks, causing moderate dis-pleasure.
"No i'm bleeding, damn you Vaginal owls!"

Mary, what was that noise?" "Don't worry, its just my vaginal owls again
by Child-Molester October 26, 2010
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Boiled Owls

A night-owl radio operator who has been operating all night until morning or routinely does so. Often aged, but not always, and unlike the unrelated description of a female human, this definition has little to do with appearance other than that it may be disheveled and more to do with a ragged state of body and mind. "Boiled" ostensibly due to heat and radiation from the transmitter(s) as well as suffering the effects of excessive coffee and cigarettes. An official image of a Boiled Owl exists on the cover of December 1923 "QST" magazine.

The "Order of Boiled Owls": The official order of same. A limited and specific club of amateur radio operators in New York. Specialty is contests and "DXCC". Call sign KW2O, meets monthly in members homes, membership limited to about 15 persons as that is what can fit in a typical home. No doubt of the kind who stay up all night feverishly operating high powered radio equipment in order to make as many "contacts" as possible.
Harry felt like a Boiled Owl after operating all night to Australia.

The radiomen were a bunch of Boiled Owls after operating that global disaster for 27 hours straight.
by The Secondary Weasel April 23, 2011
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