outfielder

Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.

That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.

by bill1970 November 12, 2009

going outfit

A set of clothes that you regularly wear when going to parties, hitting up clubs or otherwise having a night out on the town.

"Hey didn't I see you wearing that the last time we went out?"

"Yeah I wear it to places heaps, its sort of my going outfit."

by goingoutfit2 October 8, 2008

kinky outfit eh

Something a socially awkward person (usually male) says to an attractive cam girl model in hope of receiving nudes, happiness, or even just a response from a pretty girl. Usually ends in heartbreak or the loss of money by giving that person their credit card information.

Cam Girl: "Im just looking for a kinky outfit to throw on"
Lonely Male: "Kinky outfit eh, what would you categorize as a kinky outfit?"
Cam Girl: " Im actually a cam girl, do you wanna go to my chat room, its free but i need your credit card info."
Lonely Male: " ummmmm... ok sure."

by Dankus Khan August 6, 2018

Fuck Outfit

An outfit you would take out when you wanna let a person know you wanna fuck

Person 1: What would make a good fuck outfit?
person 2: I don't fucking know.

by Moth_Lad December 4, 2021

orifice

In essence, a hole. Often used for thrusting one's penis into.

I stuck my dick in every orifice of her body.

by Trunks Oliver Wood September 19, 2003

urban outfitters

A store that sells hip apparel and teenage identity

I bought this awesome t-shirt and persona from Urban Outfitters this weekend.

by location February 12, 2006

Augusta Outfit

The deadliest gang the Augusta, Georgia has ever seen. They are known for their appearances at "Long John Silver's" eating fish fillets. They are also known for their complementary dirty sprite.

The Augusta Outfit trappin out under the Westlake Bridge, sells the best fish fillets and sizzurp in town.

by Bigdon1738 November 2, 2016