Oncologistics

The complex coordination of scheduling multiple ongoing Oncology appointments, laboratory-tests, surgeries, clinical trial interviews and loan applications during cancer diagnosis and treatment

My cancer diagnosis was quite unexpected, but still not as surprising as having to fit the time-sucking oncologistics into my life ever since.

by LazloKaiser December 21, 2025

Proct-omologist

A rather obscure medical profession that specializes in the treatment of analretinosis.

These medical professional perform both optol-rectomies and Craini-ass- tomies.

Rodney: is that fuckhead Joe gonna go see a proct-omologist, or just keep spewing his
spoiled brat punk rock bullshit.
Ricky: I hope so bro, he really has a real bod case of analretinosis, but he ain’t gotta job, so I guess his mom has to pay for it.

by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018