One Eyed Pirate 

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

One Eyed Pirate by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

Angry one-eyed pirate 

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

Angry one-eyed pirate by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

The One Eyed Pirate

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!

I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!

The One Eyed Pirate by LTrain23 September 5, 2008

Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate 

A sexual move in which the man is making love to the woman from behind, reaches one hand around behind his head to cover one of his eyes, and loudly yells, "Arghhhh!"

Note: do not use this multiple times on the same woman as its novelty has worn off and they will not laugh after the first time.

I gave her the Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate and she fell in love with me on the spot.

Blackburn the One-Eyed Pirate by aspen1974 February 4, 2010

parrot of the one eyed pirate 

only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'

harrison was the parret in the parrot of the one eyed pirate

parrot of the one eyed pirate by I-TAL April 25, 2004

One-eyed Angry Pirate 

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

One-eyed Angry Pirate by IronGoober April 4, 2005

one-eyed butt pirate 

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

one-eyed butt pirate by Anonymous October 5, 2003