Examples
Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing
Joe: No one man should have all that power
Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on
Akmed: No one man should have all that power
Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.
Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing
Joe: No one man should have all that power
Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on
Akmed: No one man should have all that power
Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.
Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019
Get the no one man should have all that power mug.A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.
Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”
by barry_tje November 28, 2025
Get the one fits size all mug.An object, most commonly a piece of media (e.g. a movie), distinct by all other similar objects (e.g. the entire library of movies ever produced) by its remarkable quality of gracing humanity by means of its existence.
Guy 1: "Have you ever seen Morbius?"
Guy 2 replying to Guy 1: "Yes, I have. It's truly one of all time in its category."
Guy 3: "For breakfast today I had one of the eggs of all time."
DarkCarrotMaster27: "it's a subversion, when a game is great you say "one of the BEST games of all time" if it's bad you replace BEST with WORST, so if it's neither good or bad then you just remove BEST and it just becomes "one of the games of all time", meaning it exists but there's nothing interesting to say about it because it's not in either ends of the best/worst spectrum."
Rough_Scissor_8793 replying to DarkCarrotMaster28: "
then why not just say the game is: meh
why type out 8 words where just one word would suffice in communicating the exact same idea.
Imagine some internet slang causing so much confusion that it warrants a reddit thread.
thanks for your clarification DarkCarrotMaster28. Great handle by the way :)
alright. no more internet, specifically reddit, for a while"
omori____ replying to Rough_Scissor_8793: "One of the Replies of all time"
Guy 2 replying to Guy 1: "Yes, I have. It's truly one of all time in its category."
Guy 3: "For breakfast today I had one of the eggs of all time."
DarkCarrotMaster27: "it's a subversion, when a game is great you say "one of the BEST games of all time" if it's bad you replace BEST with WORST, so if it's neither good or bad then you just remove BEST and it just becomes "one of the games of all time", meaning it exists but there's nothing interesting to say about it because it's not in either ends of the best/worst spectrum."
Rough_Scissor_8793 replying to DarkCarrotMaster28: "
then why not just say the game is: meh
why type out 8 words where just one word would suffice in communicating the exact same idea.
Imagine some internet slang causing so much confusion that it warrants a reddit thread.
thanks for your clarification DarkCarrotMaster28. Great handle by the way :)
alright. no more internet, specifically reddit, for a while"
omori____ replying to Rough_Scissor_8793: "One of the Replies of all time"
by kygb February 12, 2026
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