omshiv

To jerk off under the same blanket as two other guys who are watching a movie

John: Did you just omshiv in your pants?
Jacob: Yes I did indeed.

by a_reddy23 March 12, 2018

OMGspeak

The language retards use when extremely frustrated, surprised, or just all the time. Involves many OMGs and exclamation marks.

Regular Person: I liked the sequel better.

OMGspeaker: ZOMGZ!!!!!! fuk yuo ur porly retartedf yo gay n0b0!!!!!!!!!!! sutf froveer ,stuiped asshol!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Regular person: ...What?

or

OMGspeaker 1: dud, i got all teh bets ponr vdoies fro rfee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGspeaker 2: tahts gai, i gto moer tnah tose wat u gay im pro at pnor, fga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regular kid: Guys, school's been out for like 3 hours. Are you just gonna sit there and play Runescape all day?

OMGspeaker 1: stfu, afgg!!!!!!! rNuescaep is teh best!!!!!!!! OMF!!!!!!!!

OMGspeak is for retards and sarcastic persons only.

by Speeps September 7, 2010

omgash

similar to oh my gosh,
mainly used by teenage girls that try to be unique in vocabulary.

girl 1: i accidentally drank my nail polish.

girl 2: omgash girl, that stuff is only meant for sniffing smh.

by ominouspink May 13, 2020

omoshiroi

the Japanese word for interesting/hilarious or amusing

karera omoshiroi desu
(there are hilarious)

by kurokuma22 June 1, 2018

Omgosh

Similar to OMG (Oh my god!), but ending with a fashionable "osh" to imply "Oh my gosh!", which isn't "Oh my god!", which is important, if importance was the issue. Which it's not.

It's just short for "Oh my gosh!".

Omgosh that beast is hawt.

by Serra September 17, 2004

Omish Moon Butter

When you piss into an Omish person's ass and churn it with your dick.

Gary is making Omish Moon Butter with Jebidiah behind the Barn

by novelcarrot May 11, 2023

Omshim

Conyo version of “Omsim”

Pare omshim yun kuhrispy patuh sa manum.

by Space-Ta October 23, 2023