old time asznee

Big Shaq and asnzee go way back
Big shaq: Old time asznee

Me:I know. Its been a while
by AWESOMESAWS12 May 15, 2018
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Old Time Picture Show

This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.
I have a feeling Aaron will love the old time picture show tonight and give it two thumbs up.
by Fingerlove November 26, 2010
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Old Fashioned Time

A clever justification for making oneself a beloved Old Fashioned cocktail.
It's been a brutal day; I need a drink. I enjoy bourbon; I love Old Fashioneds. It sounds like it's Old Fashioned Time!
by Norge76 February 3, 2017
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Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.
"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."
by Greg G. G July 6, 2022
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Whenever Manchester United are playing on their home ground of Old Trafford and the game is tied or United is losing, the referees will always allow enough extra time for Manchester United to tie or win the game.
In the September 20, 2009 Manchester Derby between Manchester United and Manchester City, there was supposed to be 4 minutes of extra time, already an inflated amount as there had been almost no injury stoppages. The match was tied at 3-3. The referees allowed over 6 minutes of extra time, a prime example of Old Trafford Time-keeping, giving United opportunity to score the winner.
by FairPlaya September 20, 2009
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