Edmonton Oilers

Stanley Cup finalists in the 2006 playoffs, failures in the next season. It's the early 1990s all over again. It must be right time to fire the head coach MacTavish and the GM Lowe now.

After they traded Chris Pronger to the Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks in the off-season and Ryan Smyth to the NY Islanders in the NHL 2006/07 season trade deadline. The Edmonton Oilers were are in a slump while the Ducks (the team the Oilers eliminated in the 2006 playoffs Western Conference finals) went straight to the Cup.

It's a sad time to be an Oilers fan.

by Tasty Butter December 24, 2007

Edmonton Oilers

A team that was legendary in the 80's winning 5 cups then sucked for 15 years before winning the western confrence in 2006 followed by a Ten year rebuild and then a return to the playoffs lead by the second coming Conor McDavid

The edmonton oilers are gonna kick the flames asses

by WWF Attitude June 17, 2017

oilternative energy

Non-petroleum fuel that still benefits Big Oil.

X-on is all in support of powering vehicles with oilternative energy sources; that doesn't leave many cost-effective options, though. Solar and electric are too cheap and long-lasting to allow for the windfall profits that Big Biz wants.

by QuacksO May 31, 2018

Texas Oiler

When a man takes his chew/ dip out of his mouth and puts it in a women’s ass hole before engaging in anal sex in hopes of her having explosive diharia shooting shit, chew and cum all over him and her.

I gave that chick the ol Texas Oiler and she shit everywhere!!!!

by Big daddy d 777 July 2, 2018

Houston Oilers LAX

A really hot garbage lacrosse team made up of white ass fukbois

Hey I’m a piece of shit! By the way I play on the Houston Oilers LAX!

by L4X_PR0D1GY February 20, 2020

Oiler

A typical oiler begins when roughly 20-100 dudes get together, strip down, and throw a couple of garbage bags over their heads. they then proceed to cut 2 holes into the garbage bag. One over the anus, and one over the penis. they then "oil" themselves with various lubricants. The oilees then run into each other and create a steaming hot pile of oily man-love.

That was a totally awesome oiler Larry, i had a great time.

Did you attend the oiler at the moon tower?

I'm so sore from last nights oiler.

by Frank Oiler January 22, 2009

edmonton oilers

The worst canadaian hockey team in the NHL. That had a lucky 05/06 playoff run and glory days that where a vey long time ago. Unable to keep anygood players because their family hates the city that is sometimes called. Deadmonton. (Pronger, Gretzky, etc.)

(cbc announcer) Edmonton Oilers miss the playoffs one more year because they have no good players
(2nd cbc announcer)I saw that coming, oilers suck!

by Adam. July 20, 2006