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Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1! 

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.
Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

oh noes! anyways 

used in a sarcastic way to say "oh no", usually said after a Karen threatens to stop buying from a multi billion company
"this store is trash, i will never buy from here again"
"oh noes! anyways"

oh teh noes 

Usually used to express extreme failure in n00bish. Can be used sarcastically or not.
w/o sarcasm: Oh the noes! I just lost all of mah inventory

w/ sarcasm: wtf? I just got killed again!
oh teh noes!
oh teh noes by Wagong May 24, 2008
Exclamation of displeasure
Ohnoes! my boxe haz ben hax0rd!
ohnoes by Slappy May 29, 2003
group of hardcore little fags who think its cool to act hardcore behind a keyboard
ohnoes, what fags! lawl
ohnoes by fagheart May 16, 2008
www.ohnoes.org go there and find out...
www.ohnoes.org
OH NOES!
ohnoes by Adiux May 13, 2004