Oh my goodness 

When you wanna say “Oh my god” but your mom is next to you and you know she will say “don’t use gods name in vain” Being the appropriate respectful child you are you say oh my goodness and you mom gives you that fake smile really meaning I dare you to say oh my god.

Sees someone fall “oh my goodness are you ok?”

Oh my goodness by Aryana November 7, 2017

oh my goodness 

BadBoyHalo's favorite phrase. Often used right after Skeppy does something stupid.

BBH: OH MY GOODNESS SKEPPY STOP PUTTING LAVA EVERYWHERE

oh my goodness by DeltaGamerAlt September 25, 2019

oh my goodness! 

Used as an interjection when something is blown out of proportion or simply surprising

Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!

Amanda, oh my goodness!

oh my goodness! by M/A February 12, 2006

oh my goodness gracious 

Another way of saying, "I wan't to have sex with that/you." This is typically used in tenor gifs and spammed all over Discord.

Oh my goodness gracious, that pear has a buttcrack, lemme stick my penis in it.

oh my goodness gracious by patrickmaker1142 July 10, 2021

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato 

An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.

Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato by PSEUDONYAME December 11, 2010

Oh My Goodness 

Used as an interjection when something is blown out of proportion or simply surprising.

Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!

Amanda, oh my goodness!

Oh My Goodness by kmop August 13, 2009

oh my goodness gracious 

Being perplexed or amazed by something beautiful.

Boy: Oh my goodness gracious

Girl: thank you sm

oh my goodness gracious by Gangstergang2719 April 7, 2023