anal orifice

Another term for "asshole" used by intellectuals such as myself.

I don't know why, but I always pick the anal orifices for love interests.

by Toy December 22, 2005

ogrish

The one-stop website for all your gore needs. Shocking to some, boring to others and sexually exciting to the majority of those seeking such material.
Usually the first site to get the latest beheading videos (sadly, most videos are half-covered with an OGRISH logo, unintentionally blocking out good bits), it also has an interactive board, which tends to be taken down when breaking news is at hand.

I visit OGRISH for my daily dose of death.

by Googles October 31, 2004

Orifestius

A lesser of the greek gods. He was basically a great ball of flesh with one huge gaping orifice.

None of the gods knew where Hades "Helm of invisibility was. No one that is except Orifestius.

by String cheese June 24, 2004

pseudo-orifice

Any space between things that feels like kind of like an orifice, such as the armpits or even behind the knees.

Lube up the pseudo-orifices and we can all join in!

by sudo name December 12, 2010

back orifice

aka RAT (Remote Access Trojan).
The worst type of virus you can get.

Aww fuck I got the Back Orifice...now I have to buy a whole new damn hardrive.

by bobby de niro August 29, 2004

MS Orifice

Synonym for overpriced and widely hated software program MS Office, offering functions that should of course have been preprogrammed into any OS and free of charge in the first place.
Hopefully soon to become abandonware thanks to open source software OpenOrifice (Open Office).

Is that an OpenOrifice file or did you squirt it out of MS Orifice?

by Scancat February 4, 2010

Orifice of Power

The vagina of a woman.

Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.

by yhmsdp00 August 17, 2009