United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.

Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.

by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005

Offended on behalf of someone else

One of the most annoying things to come across is someone who is offended on behalf of someone else, especially when that other person themselves isn't offended or even a victim. It's when someone is offended by something that isn't an attack on them.

American Liberals are offended on behalf of someone else when they try to make us replace "Indian" with "Native American", even when Indians themselves prefer the former and are not offended at all.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 20, 2020

Low key offended

When you are inwardly offended by something minor but don't want to say you're offended and make a big deal. Sometimes you'll make a sarcastic, passive aggressive comment to express you're offended but generally you recover from being low key offended instantly after you feel it.

I was low key offended that Barbara didn't tell me she was going for a coffee.

by gbag84 November 13, 2018

offended

Disagreeing with you.

"<demonstrably false statement>"
"That statement is demonstrably false."
"You're offended."

by (((thesjews))) November 3, 2016

the easily offended

The easily offended are, self-explanatorily, people who are easily offended. They are commonly classed as such due to how easy it is for them to get into too much of a hissy fit when they have resulted from even the slightest of offence.

This usually entails people who are, unfortunately, very easily manipulated, but includes however are not limited to religious people, ones that are far too attached to/with something (e.g: see weeaboo) or simply lifeforms that cannot handle a rational disagreement - let alone just a typical gossip.

To cause offence to the easily offended usually leads to the 'causer' having to put up with their whiny attempts to show how much pain the 'causer' has caused them, and it has been well known that the 'causer' is expected to apologise, improve upon their actions, or even make up for the altercation in some way - when clearly, it's the easily offended's fault.

You: God is really great, he is really motivational and being Christian really helps me get on with life!
Me: Yeah, I guess. But here's a theory - I've read the bible. At points it claims that 'The Lord' is Jesus, and that 'The Lord' is God. Which is it? Don't you think that's a prime example of hypocrisy?
You: ...Don't say that about my religion! God has helped me so much, and Jesus died for our sins!
Me: Oh, my bad, I didn't realise you were part of the easily offended (!)

by Terrum April 20, 2016

omg im offended by words whut shall i do?

A situation where one cannot, will not, or is not accepting any new words into a given language or vocabulary. Usually this is due to a great misunderstanding, or ignorance of, the meaning of a given word.

Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.

See also: Mom, Teacher

guy 1:"OMG I Pwned that Nub!"

teacher:"What did you say?"

Guy 1:*repeats himself*

Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"

Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"

by FukUall August 5, 2009

Offended by proxy

Someone who choses to be offended on behalf of someone else or a group. By assuming that they (the person or group) will be offended and responding in a virtues manner. By either silencing the other by calling them disrespectful or by blatantly denying factual information.

This is part of a tactic called Virtue Signalling often used by Libtards.

Usually in response to a statement or joke about the other person or group. In most cases the offended person is not related to the group he is offended for.

1: *tells a joke about women's rights*
2: OMG, how can you say that! You must be a sexist pig!
1: Are you offended by proxy?

by Knaapman February 26, 2019