offline steppin

The act of tracking down and fighting someone in RL after an online altercation.

Ria talked so much shit on the ravetrash messageboards that BG decided to get his offline steppin on and beat his ass at Clique later that week.

by Brian Atwater December 9, 2007

Offline lag escape

Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.

That random dude started talking to me on facebook, I had to offline lag escape.

by Meussieur June 21, 2010

offline race

When one is on facebook, gets a chat, and decides to quickly leave facebook in hopes of the other person assumes you just left before they sent the chat, also see facebook freeze.

Hey man, Jill just totally offline raced away when i chatted her.

by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011

offline gay

A person who is openly queer but is in a heterosexual relationship at the moment.

"I would tap that but I think she has a boyfriend" "She's totally an offline gay though"

"He may be with her right now but he's hooked up with guys in the past– he's just an offline gay"

"That girl is totally his beard, I fucked him last year" "No dude he's just an offline gay. Stop perpetuating bisexual erasure!"

"Damn I wish Mia would break up with Alex already and stop being such an offline gay"

"Angela told me the other day how badly she misses fucking girls, what an offline gay thing to say"

by Grandfather Maggot January 23, 2018

Chronically Offline

A person that’s always outside, doesn’t know what’s going on in the internet. Chronically offline people don’t have any social media platform. (Except maybe Facebook) they don’t know any of the stuff that is going on in the internet.

Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-

by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023

Offliner

A message sent on an IM client while the other person is offline.

I sent my boss an offliner, I hope he gets it on time.

by Vicrum January 8, 2008

offline

Commonly misused to mean online, ie from the internet, when, in fact, they mean the exact opposite.

I bought my new computer offline.
I met my boyfriend offline.

by Neil Roberts April 5, 2005