Affectionate Fonds

Someone who adores being in a romantic or sexual relationship with someone. And by your side.

A beloved boy with that girl. They're a sincere good couple. He must have affectionate fonds for her deeply.

Don't call me a fuckboy dumbass. Unlike you, affectionate fonds is what I'll give for a woman if I love her that much.

by Affectionate Fonds July 29, 2018

e-affectionate

Being affectionate via internet.

*PETS*, *hugs*, etc.

by Dvorah June 23, 2005

e-affectionate

What happened to Ned Beatty in the movie "Deliverance".

The mountain man was "E-affectionate" to Bobby (or
in this case "eeeeeeeeee-affectionate".

by Teeyum September 30, 2005

schitz@ffectionate

(Adverb)//(v) schizaffection/:
1. The description of the love or affection from a schitzophrenic person *

(possibly) experiencing symptoms at the time..

2. The description of loving or being loved so unpredictably and unrealistically or obsessively that when acted upon appears crazy to anyone else.

1- "You must be getting a lot of schitz@ffection from your new bf you met in the psych ward," lol

2- "Wow baby, last night was so schitz@ffectionate!Us having sex after you stealing a ladder from a neighbor's yard and climbing in my window"

by Terrable twisted December 10, 2020

Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011

Affectionate.seavey

This page is legendary! I hate when people say she is irrelevant bc it’s obvious she’s not! I’ll fight someone for her🤛🏻🤛🏻 And she has the best tea out there☕️ I wish I could meet her one day!!

Me: omg I rlly wanna meet @affectionate.seavey (aka lexi)

Friends: Omg same! She’s legendary!

by Alissaavery November 7, 2018

affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019